My Seed Stories

Warning: This post will only be understood by Malaysians. If you’re not a Malaysian and you still can comprehend this article, please proceed to Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka and show them your middle finger.
Kali ini saya ingin menulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia. Saya tidak menpunyai sebarang topik untuk bercakap, maka saya ingin menulis sebuah karangan. Tajuk [...]

What do you do when you’ve had enough of crap spewed out by politicians?
Make fun of them, of course.
I’m telling you again ah,  read the fucking DISCLAIMER. Some people can’t tolerate satire if it bites them in the arse. Seriously folks, lighten up. Else, I think you might be a politician. Enjoy.
PS: I think I’ve [...]

Tuesday, Kuala Lumpur – The nation’s premier game developer, Bola Kecut Games have announced that they are in the final stages of developing an action-packed, gritty, off-the-wall and humorous video game called Snatch Theft Auto, modeled after the highly successful Grand Theft Auto series.
Chief media spokesperson for Bola Kecut Games, Tan Sri Mangkok bin Kecundang [...]

The internet is a hotbox for memes. Of coz, my twisted mind also get affected by it a lot. After the fake Facebook convos, I was looking for a new idea. Satire and parody isn’t such an easy job. Since the current craze in Malaysia is all about semes, anus and scholarships for dropouts, I [...]

Kuala Lumpur, God Knows When – Semen seems to be the talk of the nation now that the much awaited trial involving a prominent gigolo cum personal assistant in Malaysia and a well-known public figure from Malaysia has begun. The gigolo is accusing the defendant to have used a device called a “trouser snake” to [...]