My Seed Stories

First up, apologies for going missing for a month. I was, ….. uninspired. Now that I’m back, I’d like to sink my teeth into our latest bullcrap to hit Malaysia – Changing Your Lifestyle! Yeah, apparently it’s all the rage here in Malaysia, with our government harping about lifestyle changes to counter the recent price [...]

I tell you, when I’m bored outta my mind, the devil in me goes to work. I’m having writer’s block. It’s a serious condition. I can’t write. I can’t imagine and cook up weird scenarios. Or maybe the Malaysian scene has just been too quiet lately with nothing to poke fun at. Then again, I [...]

If you don’t know what’s going on, let me give you a summary. A video taken at A’Famosa, Malacca shows a tiger being used in a show where people can take photographs with. The tiger looks lethargic and could’ve been drugged. The handle handles the tiger roughly by slapping it and pulling its whiskers while [...]

MAY 13th 1969.
Fuck, I just saw all the old fogies run away at the opposite direction at the mere mention of that date! Yeah yeah. I know that most of them lived through the horrors of the day and the following days. No denying that. You might even dare to call it the Malaysian Holocaust.
I’m [...]

Today we tweeps were greeted by a mind-blowing news. Bolehland is gonna have nukular energy. Woot! Now, we stupid Gobloks might forget about this issue next week, possibly after the boys in blue decide to shoot a puppy because it growled at them and they needed to defend themselves from the possible embarrassment of being [...]