The Cows and The Condo

The feedlot and the condos. Plenty of smokescreen and nonsensical arguments put forth by the corridors of power and we’re none the wiser. Basically all we know is there’s more bullshit thrown at the people of Malaysia than the cows produce in one day. But hey, that’s just fodder for the comedy cannon right? So [...]

Xanthophobia Reigns Supreme

Kuala Lumpur, 19th July – Bolehland officials today, in an increasingly paranoid and irrational move, banned the colour yellow from the rainbow. Yorais, the MisInformation Minister, today announced that the rainbow will now not be recognized as a legal coalition unless 6 of the colours (Red, Orange, Green, Blue, Indigo & Violet) cast out Yellow, [...]

The Seedy Bersih Awards

The dust has not yet settled following the events of the Bersih 2.0 rally for electoral reforms held on Saturday, 9th of July. Many stories were shared and many reactions were posted on cyberspace. Some laughed, some cried, some jizzed their pants, some did not know what the fuck was going on and started planning [...]

The Day I Walked For Electoral Reforms

[The following is a long, winded read. I can't help it. I was born this way. ] It was Friday, 8th of July. Packing lightly, my friend dropped me off at work. I was nervous and excited the whole day as Twitter was buzzing with the main topic being the proposed Bersih 2.0 Rally on [...]

Facebook Conversations Return: Part V

Yes, I couldn’t stay still and this just popped out in my head. Today we have some of the usual nonsense, served up fresh for you from the depths of my crazy mind. Why do I do this? Coz I am too lazy to write out something new and original. Enjoy this for the next [...]