My Seed Stories

Johnny Inggebish stared at the documents laid in front of him. They were of some foreign language that he could not comprehend. He cursed under his breath. His brows furrowed, accentuating the deep lines on his forehead. He cursed his secretary for not informing him beforehand that these documents – which contained important findings on [...]

I only have 3 Fakebook convos here. Why? Coz Malaysian politics is getting farking boring laaaaaaaa….. Same shit, different day. I know I said the last one was the last, but apparently it isn’t, as evidenced by this post. Don’t blame me. I’m a blogger/satirist. Pak Rais said all my kind does is spread lies.

It’s not about who you vote for. If you’d like to vote for a spastic monkey, by all means, go ahead. The parliament’s already teeming with a huge load of them. The fact of the matter is, you should go out to vote. If you ask me why, I’d usually smack your head with a [...]

Warning: This post will only be understood by Malaysians. If you’re not a Malaysian and you still can comprehend this article, please proceed to Dewan Bahasa & Pustaka and show them your middle finger. Kali ini saya ingin menulis dalam Bahasa Malaysia. Saya tidak menpunyai sebarang topik untuk bercakap, maka saya ingin menulis sebuah karangan. [...]

What do you do when you’ve had enough of crap spewed out by politicians? Make fun of them, of course. I’m telling you again ah,  read the fucking DISCLAIMER. Some people can’t tolerate satire if it bites them in the arse. Seriously folks, lighten up. Else, I think you might be a politician. Enjoy. PS: [...]