Archive | February, 2012

10 February 2012 0 Comments

Bolehland Introduces New Healthcare Scheme Called Haha, You Lose

Bolehland officials last month introduced a national healthcare scheme creatively titled Haha, You Lose in efforts to throw a big, nationwide Fuck You! to the general Bolehland public. The scheme is poised to come into effect next month following deafening silence from the lawmakers who claim to have no fucking idea what the hell are [...]

2 February 2012 1 Comment

Bolehland PM Suspected To Be Terminally Ill With Idiocitis

Health experts in Bolehland have issued a statement today, claiming that they have reason to suspect that their Prime Minister, Pinklips Potatohead, is suffering from a rare terminal illness called Idiocitis. The statement, issued today at 5pm, immediately after tea time at local governments agencies, sent shockwaves throughout the country, just when Bolehlanders were preparing [...]