It’s not about who you vote for. If you’d like to vote for a spastic monkey, by all means, go ahead. The parliament’s already teeming with a huge load of them. The fact of the matter is, you should go out to vote. If you ask me why, I’d usually smack your head with a day-old fish. Since I’m feeling extra generous today, I’ll give you 5 reason to go vote in the next election.
1) It makes you look cool
Voting is the “in” thing right now. Just like how emo fuckers were queing up to slit their wrists to attract attention a few years ago. Go ask any civil-minded youth out there whether they voted in the last election or not. Most likely if they have, or at least registered, AND you’ve done neither of them, you’ll be the worst kinda guy to be talking to. “You haven’t voted? You didn’t even register??? Hmmmmm” would be the average response, followed by the average look that translates into “What a fucking douche…..”. Everyone does it. So why don’t you? It’s far less dangerous than taking heroin up your arse.
They love him more than you, cause he VOTED
2) You’re nobody’s bitch
Voting asserts your right that you want someone to represent you, and they better damn well do their job, else you’d be marking someone’s else’s name on the ballot paper next term. If you forgo your right to be represented, it means you don’t mind being told what to do. In short, the party which wins will be the one with the whip and you’ll be the one bending over getting fucked. And it means you love being somebody’s bitch. Non-voters have no right to complain as they didn’t take part in the challenge to steer our society.
You can choose to be this…
3) Your ass is on the line
Especially if you’re the so-called youth of the nation. The term “youth” here is defined loosely here, because many political parties have youth wings with 40-50 year old members. Anyways, any country policy made today will affect you and your children and their children (and possibly some illegitimate children along the way). If you’re unhappy and want things to change, you should vote. Not sit in the coffeeshop with your low-life friends who are just like you and bitch about the rising prices of sex toys. Go out, vote, and goddamnit show the world that you’ll never pay more than RM 100 for a blow-up doll! Go get ‘em, tiger! (PS: Wash your hands before you vote)
Another victim of rising prices in Malaysia
4) It is your duty as a citizen
There are people in other countries who would fight and die for the right to vote. For that, you must exercise your duty to vote. It is also your duty to keep idiots from running our country. Each and every motherfucker who did not vote, did not perform their duty to serve this country. As a direct result of this (in)action, dumbasses like yoRais and ZamZam Alakazam humiliated our country in the eyes of the world. A monkey wit half a nut could’ve performed better. You non-voters made other Malaysians look like a bunch of people who are worse than a monkey with half a nut. Jeez.
5) Don’t let your child blame you for being negligent
Imagine this: your 21-yr old son/daughter comes up to you one day and asks you, “Dad/Mom, there’s so many problems affecting our country. Why didn’t your generation do anything about it?“. And you answer in typical douchebaggery fashion “Child, I was busy minding my own business. All of it was none of my concern.“. And your child replies back “So you and your pussy generation just laid back and watched our country crumble. Thank you, fucktard“. Then you get a door slammed to your face. Trust me, being called a “fucktard” by your kid seriously poses questions about your character. It’s like PERKOSA telling you to be tolerant to races. Don’t let that happen.
Unrelated picture: Another reason for your kid calling you a fucktard
Get up, stand up. Stand up for your right – Bob “Ganja” Marley
To register as a voter, just go to the Post Office, and instead of sending the mail order for your blow-up doll, you can also REGISTER in the electorate. Just bring your IC. You can get more information on the Election Commission Malaysia’s ugly-ass website.
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