I can quite easily proclaim that I’m already a master of all “About Me” sections. Well, that’s only my opinion. You’re still free to make your own opinion (which of course would be wrong, in my opinion). So, what is it that I write in all “About Me” sections that make me such a master? Simple. I write nonsense.
You might be wondering what are “seed stories”. If you’re of Indian descent, you should have already known by now. If you’re not, well, it sucks to explain a joke, doesn’t it? Just think of it as “cock stories”. Why not name the site “cock stories” then? Well, I did not want our overzealous multimedia comission blacklisting this site as a porno site.
I’ve done my share of blogging for the past 2 years at a different site, and for those of you who know me, this is me moving on. Don’t ask me why and what and etc. I simply don’t give a rat’s ass on whatchu think of me (please like me, oh please).
Oh yes, about me then. You see, I was born in ’84 and mommy used to say I don’t take my lunch unless I’m watching Thundercats or Voltron or He-Man. It’s fitting that I grew up a nerd and a geek in some areas. I work with computers and I hate Windows although I cannot live without it (ever!). I absolutely love comics, and think Civil War was the awesomest story arc ever for Marvel Comics (don’t frown upon me, fellow comic nerds).
I’m still single and am on the prowl for unsuspecting females who will inevitably trap me inside the wicked “friend zone”. A good friend of mine says I’m most probably gonna get married the traditional Indian way: arranged. That’s slightly more terrifying than your average night walk around KL at midnight.
Seed stories. Gotta love ‘em, eh?