My Seed Stories

Bolehland officials last month introduced a national healthcare scheme creatively titled Haha, You Lose in efforts to throw a big, nationwide Fuck You! to the general Bolehland public. The scheme is poised to come into effect next month following deafening silence from the lawmakers who claim to have no fucking idea what the hell are [...]

Health experts in Bolehland have issued a statement today, claiming that they have reason to suspect that their Prime Minister, Pinklips Potatohead, is suffering from a rare terminal illness called Idiocitis. The statement, issued today at 5pm, immediately after tea time at local governments agencies, sent shockwaves throughout the country, just when Bolehlanders were preparing [...]

The feedlot and the condos. Plenty of smokescreen and nonsensical arguments put forth by the corridors of power and we’re none the wiser. Basically all we know is there’s more bullshit thrown at the people of Malaysia than the cows produce in one day. But hey, that’s just fodder for the comedy cannon right? So [...]

The dust has not yet settled following the events of the Bersih 2.0 rally for electoral reforms held on Saturday, 9th of July. Many stories were shared and many reactions were posted on cyberspace. Some laughed, some cried, some jizzed their pants, some did not know what the fuck was going on and started planning [...]

[The following is a long, winded read. I can't help it. I was born this way. ] It was Friday, 8th of July. Packing lightly, my friend dropped me off at work. I was nervous and excited the whole day as Twitter was buzzing with the main topic being the proposed Bersih 2.0 Rally on [...]