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Xanthophobia Reigns Supreme

Kuala Lumpur, 19th July – Bolehland officials today, in an increasingly paranoid and irrational move, banned the colour yellow from the rainbow. Yorais, the MisInformation Minister, today announced that the rainbow will now not be recognized as a legal coalition unless 6 of the colours (Red, Orange, Green, Blue, Indigo & Violet) cast out Yellow, [...]

DiGi iPhone 4 Life

I would be lying if I said I truly believe I will forever be an iPhone user from now onwards. I find it hard to foresee myself moving to other types of smartphones after trying out the competitors, and it’s also unlikely for me to change operators from DiGi. They both rock, and they both [...]

DiGi iPhone 4 Real

Looking at the deals by DiGi, you’re sure to go, damn, is that for real??? It’s like how Luke Skywalker felt when he found out that Darth Vader was his daddy. It’s hard to believe, but you know it’s true. The only difference here is that DiGi doesn’t chop off your hand and make you [...]

DiGi iPhone 4 Me

And so it begins… You have frenzied Malaysians running around like headless chickens trying to obtain the iPhone 4 the day it hit our shores. The only reason I didn’t run around like a headless chicken is because I’m dead broke and the only way I’m gonna get an iPhone 4 to replace my iPhone [...]

Removing Seedy Politicians From Office

The question remains on why society keeps on electing the same assholes to office when it clearly shows that they are not adept at handling such power. In some places, democracy is preached, but is it fully being implemented? Freedom of speech clearly has been grounded in favour of political-based media which attempts to glorify [...]