I’ve got this H-P® Laser Printer in my office. Apart from generally screwing up hardcopies of my reports and non-work related printing, I’ve recently discovered it has gained sentience. It’s albeit vulgar though. A Vulgar H-P® Printer . Then again if I was a product that came from H-P®’s diseased womb, I’ll be cursing my own pitiful existance too.  Pictures attached below verifies my claim of a vulgar H-P® Printer.

As you can see, it’s showing me a middle finger, ” Up yours bitch, you aren’t getting your report printed on time!”.

^p.s. By the way H-P® laptops suck.

HP PR reps may attempt to remove this posting by bribing me with a netbook or  mediapasses to one of their events.

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