And so it begins… You have frenzied Malaysians running around like headless chickens trying to obtain the iPhone 4 the day it hit our shores. The only reason I didn’t run around like a headless chicken is because I’m dead broke and the only way I’m gonna get an iPhone 4 to replace my iPhone 3Gs is if one drops out from the back of a truck or if DiGi and NuffNang decide to gift me one.
Two telcos offered the phones, and while the debate goes on who has the better deal, I think I’ll just stay with DiGi for as long as it takes. After all, they offered the most affordable plan for my current iPhone 3GS. Yellow man rules, eh? **Hint hint – free publicity here***
Now, why do I want an iPhone 4 from DiGi? Well, simple reason actually. I’m an iPhone fanboy, and iPhone fanboys get really pissy when they don’t have the latest iPhone to play with. I don’t wanna end up like the guy in the pic below.
iPhone 4 holds you in the pinnacle of your life. It’s like climbing the Mount Everest of mobile phone technology without the aid of oxygen tanks and proceeding to do the shuffle dance there celebrating your victory. The iPhone 4 takes over you, holds your soul between its awesome glass & steel covering, thereby slowly assimilating your life into world of Apple while slowly pushing your social status upwards towards the society’s elite group of men and women. I shall forever use my fame and fortune that accompanies me to do good for the society, like helping blind folks cross the street and changing the TV channel in an old folks home when they are bored watching the same stuff again and again.
For when I hold the iPhone 4 in my hands, I am granted the amazing power rivaling even that of Excalibur, the famed poking instrument owned by King Arthur himself. The Lady of The Lake would surely bestow all her worldly powers unto me. Wielding the iPhone 4 will also give me immense power and control over both sides of the Force, as the combination of an awesome man like myself and an awesome gadget like the iPhone 4 will result in as discharge so bright and powerful that the resulting energy can be tapped to power 17 Death Stars, 12 gramaphones, 5 kitchen blenders and 2 lava lamps and a robotic partridge in a pear tree. Just imagine. Darth Vader would throw away his lightsaber and beg me for mercy upon just looking at me with the iPhone 4 in my hands. Obi Wan would be proud of me.
What of my chances with the ladies? Surely having the iPhone 4 would incredibly boost that chance. Taking the iPhone 4 with me to the mamak shop and sitting there elegantly talking on the phone (with FaceTime, of course) would sure make the women there go wild and gaga over me. Plenty would approach me with the offer to buy me a sirap bandung or a plate of maggi goreng telur mata kerbau as they bask in the awesome halo that the angels presented me for possessing a device touted to bring world peace and end world hunger. Tree huggers would also swoon over me as I’d be able to save the whales using just one app from the App Store.
The iPhone 4. I am sure that I am destined to own one soon. DiGi and NuffNang, here’s your chance increase your awesomeness and present me with the iPhone 4!
Still don’t believe all those things I said above? Then just please accept the reason that I simply love having the iPhone 4 for it’s elegance and style, not to mention the immense functionality that it brings with it. Sure, I could use it to play games and listen to songs while I’m bored, or manage my daily expenses or even have birthday reminders buzz me at 7am in the morning making sure that I don’t forget to wish my loved ones “Happy Birthday”. I could use to to tweet and to surf FaceBook. I could use it to blog and I could use it to control my PC from my living room. But hey, that’s what everybody entering this contest would say. Me, well, most of all, I want the iPhone 4 coz it would make me more powerful that Darth Vader. That is all. May the force be with you.