My office printer has gained sentience.
I’ve got this H-P® Laser Printer in my office. Apart from generally screwing up hardcopies of my reports and non-work related printing, I’ve recently discovered it has gained sentience. It’s albeit vulgar though. A Vulgar H-P® Printer . Then again if I was a product that came from H-P®’s diseased womb, I’ll be cursing my own pitiful existance too. Pictures attached below verifies my claim of a vulgar H-P® Printer.
As you can see, it’s showing me a middle finger, ” Up yours bitch, you aren’t getting your report printed on time!”.
p.s. By the way H-P® laptops suck.
HP PR reps may attempt to remove this posting by bribing me with a netbook or mediapasses to one of their events.
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Well u must have done something to piss it off! My hp printer has always been on the best terms with me
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I think so too. It got constipated one day (paper jam) and I had to reach inside the papertray and pull it out. Maybe I should have lubricated it with WD-40 before I dejammed it.
Sentience–ermmm…What are the abnormal behaviours it displays, apart from showing the middle finger? I guess AI programming sucked.