My Seed Stories

Kuala Lumpur, God Knows When – Semen seems to be the talk of the nation now that the much awaited trial involving a prominent gigolo cum personal assistant in Malaysia and a well-known public figure from Malaysia has begun. The gigolo is accusing the defendant to have used a device called a “trouser snake” to [...]

There was a time, I remember, when I had to look for answers to some question, I would ask my mom or dad or teacher or the school bus driver. Now I just need to ask Google. Not only Google finds the answer for you, but it even SUGGESTS questions to ask it! I mean, [...]

It has come to the attention of the world that Malaysia is the latest country in the world at the receiving end of terrorists. These extremists have been targeting churches and schools with any connection with Christianity. Citizens might grow to fear these powerful insurgents, and if George Bush was still President of the United [...]

The response for the last fake Facebook conversations has been absolutely amazing! It’s been a while since I experienced such high hit numbers, and by my standards, those numbers are like WHOA! So I came up with a bit more of such conversations. And who are we kidding here, eh? It’s the best time to [...]

I’ve got this H-P® Laser Printer in my office. Apart from generally screwing up hardcopies of my reports and non-work related printing, I’ve recently discovered it has gained sentience. It’s albeit vulgar though. A Vulgar H-P® Printer . Then again if I was a product that came from H-P®’s diseased womb, I’ll be cursing my own pitiful existance too.  Pictures attached [...]