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Facebook Conversations Return: Part V

Kavi — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 14:08:01 +0000

Yes, I couldn’t stay still and this just popped out in my head. Today we have some of the usual nonsense, served up fresh for you from the depths of my crazy mind. Why do I do this? Coz I am too lazy to write out something new and original. Enjoy this for the next 45 seconds.

Credits to @anthraxxxx. Click on image to view his tweets

Yes, only three convos this time. I’m lazy. Bite me.

Malaysian Facebook Conversations: Vol IV

Kavi — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:05:06 +0000

You really don’t need any more introductions to this series. It was supposed to be long dead by now, but somehow people just keep asking for more and it keeps resurfacing like a bad anecdote from PERKASA. I’ll stop this introductory nonsense for now. Images after the jump.

Malaysian Memes – Sepol & ‘Nuar

Kavi — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 04:49:46 +0000

The internet is a hotbox for memes. Of coz, my twisted mind also get affected by it a lot. After the fake Facebook convos, I was looking for a new idea. Satire and parody isn’t such an easy job. Since the current craze in Malaysia is all about semes, anus and scholarships for dropouts, I thought, hey, why not make fun outta that? Here goes…

Yes, I know… I’m going to hell. See you there, puritans.

Seedy Google Auto-Completes

Kavi — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 04:37:09 +0000

There was a time, I remember, when I had to look for answers to some question, I would ask my mom or dad or teacher or the school bus driver. Now I just need to ask Google. Not only Google finds the answer for you, but it even SUGGESTS questions to ask it! I mean, mankind will be eventually doomed if this continues. Google IS SkyNet! Neways, back to the topics at hand. What happens when you type in stuff about Malaysia? Humour, of course.

DISCLAIMER: ALL screenshots are taken from www.google.com.my

Yes, I imagine Pasha Sondol’s activities are very much interesting.

Seriously, WHAT THE FUCK?! Ziana Zain?

I thought Uncle Rais only hated Twitter and Facebook. Never knew about bridges, though.

Who the fuck, in their right mind, would wanna see THAT?!

Take note. Malaysians are bored. A lot, apparently.

Aliens? Seriously? Klingons? Biker Mice from Mars?

So many things happening, and One in A Million is a priority. Great.

Dear IGP, have you tried asking Google?

Wow. Malays having sex is a hot topic. On another note, we have lots of pedophiles around as well.

The Seedy Foreign Language

The Final Cut – Malaysian Facebook Conversations: Vol. III

Kavi — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:14:23 +0000

The response for the last fake Facebook conversations has been absolutely amazing! It’s been a while since I experienced such high hit numbers, and by my standards, those numbers are like WHOA!

So I came up with a bit more of such conversations. And who are we kidding here, eh? It’s the best time to be doing this kinda stuff coz of all the crap in Malaysia that’s going on. I mean, can there BE any other country in the world right now that’s a fucking smorgasbord of humour and satirical material?

And oh, it’s my final one. I gotta go look for some other material. Here you go, folks!

M’sian FB Conversations Part 1 and Part II

Malaysian Facebook Conversations: Vol. II

Kavi — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 09:00:55 +0000

Idle hands are the tools of Satan. Or so they say. With all the issues we’re neck-deep in Malaysia now, it’s no wonder that people with plenty of imagination like me can sit down, draw up an article and make fun of the happenings that are holding us by the balls today.

You can find the Vol 1 of the Malaysian Facebook Conversations HERE. But right now, have a look at the following load of crap.

Oh yeah, I ran out of ideas sooner this time… Must be the blood polluting my alcohol stream after the New Year’s party

Malaysian Facebook Conversations

Kavi — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:07:37 +0000

I’ve been having too much time on my hands. I just found this new application to have endless fun with, and I’ve been going at it for a while.

We use Facebook quite often these days that for most of us, it doesn’t matter if we’ve washed our faces or not, but if we’re not updating our Facebook statuses at least once a day, we’re probably feeling dead already. So much for privacy in today’s world. So I’ve been scanning through Facebook to find actual fun conversations, but all my friends ever do is talk about boring stuff like last week’s kidney surgery or hair transplant procedure. So I decided to make my own (fake) Facebook conversations. Enjoy.

You can find the application HERE