2 February 2012 1 Comment

Bolehland PM Suspected To Be Terminally Ill With Idiocitis

Health experts in Bolehland have issued a statement today, claiming that they have reason to suspect that their Prime Minister, Pinklips Potatohead, is suffering from a rare terminal illness called Idiocitis. The statement, issued today at 5pm, immediately after tea time at local governments agencies, sent shockwaves throughout the country, just when Bolehlanders were preparing [...]

24 November 2011 13 Comments

The Cows and The Condo

The feedlot and the condos. Plenty of smokescreen and nonsensical arguments put forth by the corridors of power and we’re none the wiser. Basically all we know is there’s more bullshit thrown at the people of Malaysia than the cows produce in one day. But hey, that’s just fodder for the comedy cannon right? So [...]

10 July 2011 36 Comments

The Day I Walked For Electoral Reforms

[The following is a long, winded read. I can't help it. I was born this way. ] It was Friday, 8th of July. Packing lightly, my friend dropped me off at work. I was nervous and excited the whole day as Twitter was buzzing with the main topic being the proposed Bersih 2.0 Rally on [...]

19 July 2010 8 Comments

Change Your Lifestyle – Being Screwed In Bolehland

First up, apologies for going missing for a month. I was, ….. uninspired. Now that I’m back, I’d like to sink my teeth into our latest bullcrap to hit Malaysia – Changing Your Lifestyle! Yeah, apparently it’s all the rage here in Malaysia, with our government harping about lifestyle changes to counter the recent price [...]

15 April 2010 6 Comments

By-Election Memes

Before I proceed, I’d like to say that any names seen below have no connection to anyone dead or alive (except Hitler. Fuck him.), and any similarities are coincidences. Playing with memes is a fun thing to do. What more can I do when a by-election is looming, and political parties are full of drama? [...]