19 July 2010 7 Comments

Change Your Lifestyle – Being Screwed In Bolehland

Share First up, apologies for going missing for a month. I was, ….. uninspired. Now that I’m back, I’d like to sink my teeth into our latest bullcrap to hit Malaysia – Changing Your Lifestyle! Yeah, apparently it’s all the rage here in Malaysia, with our government harping about lifestyle changes to counter the recent [...]

15 April 2010 5 Comments

By-Election Memes

Share Before I proceed, I’d like to say that any names seen below have no connection to anyone dead or alive (except Hitler. Fuck him.), and any similarities are coincidences. Playing with memes is a fun thing to do. What more can I do when a by-election is looming, and political parties are full of [...]

31 March 2010 3 Comments

The Seedy Foreign Language

Share Johnny Inggebish stared at the documents laid in front of him. They were of some foreign language that he could not comprehend. He cursed under his breath. His brows furrowed, accentuating the deep lines on his forehead. He cursed his secretary for not informing him beforehand that these documents – which contained important findings [...]

16 March 2010 11 Comments

5 Seedy Reasons You Should Vote In The Next Election

Share It’s not about who you vote for. If you’d like to vote for a spastic monkey, by all means, go ahead. The parliament’s already teeming with a huge load of them. The fact of the matter is, you should go out to vote. If you ask me why, I’d usually smack your head with [...]