Xanthophobia Reigns Supreme

Kuala Lumpur, 19th July – Bolehland officials today, in an increasingly paranoid and irrational move, banned the colour yellow from the rainbow. Yorais, the MisInformation Minister, today announced that the rainbow will now not be recognized as a legal coalition unless 6 of the colours (Red, Orange, Green, Blue, Indigo & Violet) cast out Yellow, [...]

The Seedy Bersih Awards

The dust has not yet settled following the events of the Bersih 2.0 rally for electoral reforms held on Saturday, 9th of July. Many stories were shared and many reactions were posted on cyberspace. Some laughed, some cried, some jizzed their pants, some did not know what the fuck was going on and started planning [...]

A Seedy Independence Indeed

Everyday as we move closer to out independence day, I can’t help but wonder whether did we ever achieve true independence in our minds and hearts. Forget the proclamations in a stadium and all those signatures on a piece of paper. Not that I am condemning and making fun of all those things, but to [...]

More Graph-ical Malaysian Madness

What do you do when you’ve had enough of crap spewed out by politicians? Make fun of them, of course. I’m telling you again ah,  read the fucking DISCLAIMER. Some people can’t tolerate satire if it bites them in the arse. Seriously folks, lighten up. Else, I think you might be a politician. Enjoy. PS: [...]

A Seedy Jet Engine Story in Pictures

A jet engine went missing? No problem. You don’t mess around with jet engines. Especially those belonging to the Royal Malaysian Air Force. The government has promised a swift response. Guess who they called? The one and only man that can crack a problem like this wide open. View the pics for the greatest story [...]