My Seed Stories

Health experts in Bolehland have issued a statement today, claiming that they have reason to suspect that their Prime Minister, Pinklips Potatohead, is suffering from a rare terminal illness called Idiocitis. The statement, issued today at 5pm, immediately after tea time at local governments agencies, sent shockwaves throughout the country, just when Bolehlanders were preparing [...]

I tell you, when I’m bored outta my mind, the devil in me goes to work. I’m having writer’s block. It’s a serious condition. I can’t write. I can’t imagine and cook up weird scenarios. Or maybe the Malaysian scene has just been too quiet lately with nothing to poke fun at. Then again, I [...]

Kuala Gempur, God-Knows-When — The nation of Bolehland has been shocked at finding that most of its citizens are now considered to be dimwits. Unable to comprehend the most basic of satires and parody, these new breed of stupid men and women all over the country are taking things too seriously.

Tuesday, Kuala Lumpur – The nation’s premier game developer, Bola Kecut Games have announced that they are in the final stages of developing an action-packed, gritty, off-the-wall and humorous video game called Snatch Theft Auto, modeled after the highly successful Grand Theft Auto series. Chief media spokesperson for Bola Kecut Games, Tan Sri Mangkok bin [...]