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Bolehland PM Suspected To Be Terminally Ill With Idiocitis

Kavi — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:48:19 +0000

Health experts in Bolehland have issued a statement today, claiming that they have reason to suspect that their Prime Minister, Pinklips Potatohead, is suffering from a rare terminal illness called Idiocitis. The statement, issued today at 5pm, immediately after tea time at local governments agencies, sent shockwaves throughout the country, just when Bolehlanders were preparing to pretend to work before they shoot out of their offices.

The statement was issued by a few men and women claiming to be from the Bolehland Ministry of Health wearing lab coats. Members of the press present during the press conference were thoroughly convinced of their credibility when the post-tea break press conference had a tea break halfway through the presentation of their findings.

A credible expert with a lab coat

According to the double-spaced 57-page report, Mr Potatohead had been showing several signs associated with Idiocitis for the past few years. The experts have reason to believe that the PM himself has no knowledge of his condition, due to the fact that one major symptom of Idiocitis is that the victim is oblivious to everything that happens around him, much less the nation itself.

“You can see that the disease has started to eat him completely. The nation is suffering from many crippling issues yet Mr Potatohead publicly announces that the country is booming and soaring to great heights. He also trumpets his achievement of giving out plenty of monetary goodies to the people without understanding that the amount would probably be only enough to buy a month’s supply of tuna and toilet fragrances for a family of 4”, said an expert that had thick-rimmed glasses that made him look important.

Sources have also confirmed that the Prime Minister has no frickin’ idea about the effects of statements that he makes on public events and how he expects himself to be seen as a PM for all citizens of Bolehland after uttering them. Examples include endorsing a bunch of old farts waving a traditional dagger to be the 37^th line of defense for Bolehland when a group of protesters were mobilizing to march on the streets of Bolehland’s capital demanding for common sense in the nation’s electoral process. Another example has him completely mum on the actions of certain right-wing groups demanding the continuation of a 300-year-old policy that allows members of a certain race to sit in the board of a company without doing anything while enjoying 30% of the profits and also obtain a 7% discount on housing prices.

Random big house picture that is entitled for 7% discount. Random.

Despite claims from his cabinet members that the Mr Pinklips Potatohead has gone off to diplomatic meetings around the world, the guys in the lab coat claim the opposite: that the PM is being secretly brought to see health specialists around the world in hopes of being cured of his condition and resume a normal life.

“The man has Idiocitis. He would have no frickin’ idea whether he’s meeting the President of the United States or the President of Ramly Burger.”

When approached, his deputy, Mr Moo Moo had declined to comment on the condition of his boss, but then went on a 25-minute monologue on him being a dickwad first, a Bolehlander second. Unfortunately our on-site journalist died of multiple continuous yawning during the monologue, so we are unable to provide our readers with the full text.

We at My Seed Stories wish the PM of Bolehland a speedy recovery (if a cure exists).

Change Your Lifestyle – Being Screwed In Bolehland

Facebook Conversations Return: Part V

Kavi — Mon, 28 Feb 2011 14:08:01 +0000

Yes, I couldn’t stay still and this just popped out in my head. Today we have some of the usual nonsense, served up fresh for you from the depths of my crazy mind. Why do I do this? Coz I am too lazy to write out something new and original. Enjoy this for the next 45 seconds.

Credits to @anthraxxxx. Click on image to view his tweets

Yes, only three convos this time. I’m lazy. Bite me.

Malaysian Facebook Conversations: Vol IV

Kavi — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 07:05:06 +0000

You really don’t need any more introductions to this series. It was supposed to be long dead by now, but somehow people just keep asking for more and it keeps resurfacing like a bad anecdote from PERKASA. I’ll stop this introductory nonsense for now. Images after the jump.

The Final Cut – Malaysian Facebook Conversations: Vol. III

Kavi — Thu, 07 Jan 2010 07:14:23 +0000

The response for the last fake Facebook conversations has been absolutely amazing! It’s been a while since I experienced such high hit numbers, and by my standards, those numbers are like WHOA!

So I came up with a bit more of such conversations. And who are we kidding here, eh? It’s the best time to be doing this kinda stuff coz of all the crap in Malaysia that’s going on. I mean, can there BE any other country in the world right now that’s a fucking smorgasbord of humour and satirical material?

And oh, it’s my final one. I gotta go look for some other material. Here you go, folks!

M’sian FB Conversations Part 1 and Part II

Malaysian Facebook Conversations: Vol. II

Kavi — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 09:00:55 +0000

Idle hands are the tools of Satan. Or so they say. With all the issues we’re neck-deep in Malaysia now, it’s no wonder that people with plenty of imagination like me can sit down, draw up an article and make fun of the happenings that are holding us by the balls today.

You can find the Vol 1 of the Malaysian Facebook Conversations HERE. But right now, have a look at the following load of crap.

Oh yeah, I ran out of ideas sooner this time… Must be the blood polluting my alcohol stream after the New Year’s party

Malaysian Facebook Conversations

Kavi — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:07:37 +0000

I’ve been having too much time on my hands. I just found this new application to have endless fun with, and I’ve been going at it for a while.

We use Facebook quite often these days that for most of us, it doesn’t matter if we’ve washed our faces or not, but if we’re not updating our Facebook statuses at least once a day, we’re probably feeling dead already. So much for privacy in today’s world. So I’ve been scanning through Facebook to find actual fun conversations, but all my friends ever do is talk about boring stuff like last week’s kidney surgery or hair transplant procedure. So I decided to make my own (fake) Facebook conversations. Enjoy.

You can find the application HERE