My Seed Stories

Health experts in Bolehland have issued a statement today, claiming that they have reason to suspect that their Prime Minister, Pinklips Potatohead, is suffering from a rare terminal illness called Idiocitis. The statement, issued today at 5pm, immediately after tea time at local governments agencies, sent shockwaves throughout the country, just when Bolehlanders were preparing [...]

The feedlot and the condos. Plenty of smokescreen and nonsensical arguments put forth by the corridors of power and we’re none the wiser. Basically all we know is there’s more bullshit thrown at the people of Malaysia than the cows produce in one day. But hey, that’s just fodder for the comedy cannon right? So [...]

I tell you, when I’m bored outta my mind, the devil in me goes to work. I’m having writer’s block. It’s a serious condition. I can’t write. I can’t imagine and cook up weird scenarios. Or maybe the Malaysian scene has just been too quiet lately with nothing to poke fun at. Then again, I [...]

Comedy is serious business, okay? It’s just too taxing to write satire every few days or so without any trace of alcohol in the blood. I wonder how these politicians can keep up the comedy show every single day without fail. So, it got me thinking, with the help of fellow satirists from Twitter (Bongkersz [...]

Kuala Gempur, God-Knows-When — The nation of Bolehland has been shocked at finding that most of its citizens are now considered to be dimwits. Unable to comprehend the most basic of satires and parody, these new breed of stupid men and women all over the country are taking things too seriously.