I hate Vijay. As an actor. I don’t know him in person (how many of us do?) so I won’t be the judge of his personality off-screen. On-screen, you can bet I will be ready to fling cow dung on his movie posters if I get the chance (pending availability of cow dung). Vijay commands a legion of visually impaired and mentally retarded fans (IMHO) who cannot differentiate between good, entertaining movies and pure box-office turdfest.

Ultimate douchebag - Wearing a shirt made out of a saree

For those of you who are in the dark about Vijay (especially the non-Indian readers), he’s an actor in the Tamil movie industry which is more commercially known as Kollywood. Vijay’s movies are predominantly of the same formula and is highly irritating when it comes to his “Hero of the Masses” persona on-screen.  Some girls go totally gaga over him over his very good dancing skills and his complete lack of balls to try out new types of roles and stories in his movies. Vijay overacts in his movies to compensate for the lack of proper storyline. Although it hardly matters as people will only stay to watch the songs where he canoodles with heroines wearing skimpy clothing.

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