My Seed Stories » vulgar http://myseedstories.com When regular stories just don't cut it... Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:49:06 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 My office printer has gained sentience. http://myseedstories.com/my-office-printer-has-gained-sentience/ http://myseedstories.com/my-office-printer-has-gained-sentience/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 05:20:06 +0000 junw3n http://myseedstories.com/?p=150 I’ve got this H-P® Laser Printer in my office. Apart from generally screwing up hardcopies of my reports and non-work related printing, I’ve recently discovered it has gained sentience. It’s albeit vulgar though. A Vulgar H-P® Printer . Then again if I was a product that came from H-P®’s diseased womb, I’ll be cursing my own pitiful existance too.  Pictures attached below verifies my claim of a vulgar H-P® Printer.

Exhibit #1 Exhibit #2

As you can see, it’s showing me a middle finger, ” Up yours bitch, you aren’t getting your report printed on time!”.

p.s. By the way H-P® laptops suck.

HP PR reps may attempt to remove this posting by bribing me with a netbook or  mediapasses to one of their events.

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