Xanthophobia Reigns Supreme
Kuala Lumpur, 19th July – Bolehland officials today, in an increasingly paranoid and irrational move, banned the colour yellow from the rainbow. Yorais, the MisInformation Minister, today announced that the rainbow will now not be recognized as a legal coalition unless 6 of the colours (Red, Orange, Green, Blue, Indigo & Violet) cast out Yellow, [...]
