Vijay: The Douchebag Actor
I hate Vijay. As an actor. I don’t know him in person (how many of us do?) so I won’t be the judge of his personality off-screen. On-screen, you can bet I will be ready to fling cow dung on his movie posters if I get the chance (pending availability of cow dung). Vijay commands a legion of visually impaired and mentally retarded fans (IMHO) who cannot differentiate between good, entertaining movies and pure box-office turdfest.
Ultimate douchebag - Wearing a shirt made out of a saree
For those of you who are in the dark about Vijay (especially the non-Indian readers), he’s an actor in the Tamil movie industry which is more commercially known as Kollywood. Vijay’s movies are predominantly of the same formula and is highly irritating when it comes to his “Hero of the Masses” persona on-screen. Some girls go totally gaga over him over his very good dancing skills and his complete lack of balls to try out new types of roles and stories in his movies. Vijay overacts in his movies to compensate for the lack of proper storyline. Although it hardly matters as people will only stay to watch the songs where he canoodles with heroines wearing skimpy clothing.
Here are some charts to help you learn more about this douche.
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LOL ..Really good one!
The Movie methodology is like this
Movie start with people talking about vijay sar like some big puddinggi.
Then vijay sar jumps over of some shit and flowers every where like having first night with all the girls on the road.
Then vijay sar fight the same group of rowdy over and over again till we can remember the same bloody thug face(they take turns overeacting vijay sars force.NERRUPPPUUUR !!!(fiirrrreeeee!))
Then vijay sees heroin , heroin jumps on vijays laps, act like 10 year old girl with huge boobs, vijay sar oso join the fun with like 5 dance and song per movie that either vijay sar or ourselves force to watch childishly.
Then vijay sar find 1 or 2 rowdy boss , fight talk fancy then kill the boss for no reason(or maybe some stupid reason that even we can obviously see got no reason to do with the rowdy boss -example vilu wtf was the producer thinking)
Then vijay sar shows end. Pose like save tamil naddu!
We go back thinking wtf did we watched!
Do our kandasamy hero next . wasted my ticket money man!
Might as well use the RM11 to buy koli beriani than watching that koli. B@stard!
I am new here. Just to share about the crazy crowd in tamil nadu who live to heroworship actors like Vijay ..one fela asked me which Tamil hero i liked…i said Surya. In a surprise tone he asked Surya?…in which movie? I said Kaka kaka…the police story..his look said a lot (like yucks what a taste!?) but he just said there is nothing much in Surya’s acting. Well such mindsets assures vijay’s box offc collection…btw I like your charts on vijay’s performance & etc.
i still like VIJAY!!!!
Wooohoo to vettaikaran man!
Y’know, I actually enjoyed watching ‘Ghilli’. The movie had similar effects to Joker Venom a.k.a Smilex~
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Vijay for datukship
haha
i Agree 200% Stupid actor ever in tamil cinema .
Vijay S U X ! Worst Actor of the year 2000 . .2005..2009..and still counting….
Pity Vijay although your BIGGEST Nonsense in Tamil Cinema . . . .Sorry VJ Fans …
Vijay Kuthy paya pillayehhh Yenaa Star nee? Yen Sunni Star Da nee ! Kulikatha Pundamavaneh ! Vijay
Kandara Oli Paya pulla !
hahahahahaha….. bye bye vijay.
I’d venture that he is a bit of douche even in real life – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUosDdS9Rd8&feature=related
ps: Also nice to see the use of graphjam
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Wei, Sivakasi is an entertaining movie la. the rest are crap i agree, but Sivakasi u can get value for the time spent.
But Vijay movies are crap in total, that is undeniable. and so are recent Ajith, Vishal, Surya, Vikram movies also…….. Subramaniyapuram can beat them anytime la.
Frankly, there is no moral value in indian movies today.
Gangsterism, alcoholism, revenge, disrespect for elders and slut are the main themes. Indians, especially tamilians are easily influenced by these destructive elements, thus it portrays the state of tamils in this country. Some characters are not fit to be in this society and I am happy the authorities gun them down for good. The future of the indians in this country is the way of the DINOSAUR, and it’s coming FAST.
plz frenz………….dont make a jokes by jokes….by insulting vj ok……………..
rewathy, go read the disclaimer. Everything in here is satirical. I make jokes based on wateva and whomever i want
i jus want to make a pasre of humanshit, cowdung & cum of all the TRANSGENDERS & throw at his face