9 December 2009 34 Comments 19,361 views Author: Kavi

Vijay: The Douchebag Actor

I hate Vijay. As an actor. I don’t know him in person (how many of us do?) so I won’t be the judge of his personality off-screen. On-screen, you can bet I will be ready to fling cow dung on his movie posters if I get the chance (pending availability of cow dung). Vijay commands a legion of visually impaired and mentally retarded fans (IMHO) who cannot differentiate between good, entertaining movies and pure box-office turdfest.

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Ultimate douchebag - Wearing a shirt made out of a saree

For those of you who are in the dark about Vijay (especially the non-Indian readers), he’s an actor in the Tamil movie industry which is more commercially known as Kollywood. Vijay’s movies are predominantly of the same formula and is highly irritating when it comes to his “Hero of the Masses” persona on-screen.  Some girls go totally gaga over him over his very good dancing skills and his complete lack of balls to try out new types of roles and stories in his movies. Vijay overacts in his movies to compensate for the lack of proper storyline. Although it hardly matters as people will only stay to watch the songs where he canoodles with heroines wearing skimpy clothing.

Here are some charts to help you learn more about this douche.



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34 Responses to “Vijay: The Douchebag Actor”

  1. stephenstreets 9 December 2009 at 11:18 pm #

    LOL ..Really good one!

    The Movie methodology is like this

    Movie start with people talking about vijay sar like some big puddinggi.

    Then vijay sar jumps over of some shit and flowers every where like having first night with all the girls on the road.

    Then vijay sar fight the same group of rowdy over and over again till we can remember the same bloody thug face(they take turns overeacting vijay sars force.NERRUPPPUUUR !!!(fiirrrreeeee!))

    Then vijay sees heroin , heroin jumps on vijays laps, act like 10 year old girl with huge boobs, vijay sar oso join the fun with like 5 dance and song per movie that either vijay sar or ourselves force to watch childishly.

    Then vijay sar find 1 or 2 rowdy boss , fight talk fancy then kill the boss for no reason(or maybe some stupid reason that even we can obviously see got no reason to do with the rowdy boss -example vilu wtf was the producer thinking)

    Then vijay sar shows end. Pose like save tamil naddu!

    We go back thinking wtf did we watched!

    Do our kandasamy hero next . wasted my ticket money man!

    Might as well use the RM11 to buy koli beriani than watching that koli. B@stard!

  2. realist 10 December 2009 at 11:16 pm #

    I am new here. Just to share about the crazy crowd in tamil nadu who live to heroworship actors like Vijay ..one fela asked me which Tamil hero i liked…i said Surya. In a surprise tone he asked Surya?…in which movie? I said Kaka kaka…the police story..his look said a lot (like yucks what a taste!?) but he just said there is nothing much in Surya's acting. Well such mindsets assures vijay's box offc collection…btw I like your charts on vijay's performance & etc.

  3. Mahendran 11 December 2009 at 8:18 pm #

    i still like VIJAY!!!!

    Wooohoo to vettaikaran man!

  4. dante 12 December 2009 at 12:40 am #

    Y'know, I actually enjoyed watching 'Ghilli'. The movie had similar effects to Joker Venom a.k.a Smilex~
    .-= dante´s last blog ..Re-direct =-.

  5. Raaja 13 December 2009 at 5:15 am #

    Vijay for datukship :)

    haha

  6. Raaj 17 December 2009 at 7:34 pm #

    i Agree 200% Stupid actor ever in tamil cinema .

  7. Rina Bell 17 December 2009 at 7:37 pm #

    Vijay S U X ! Worst Actor of the year 2000 . .2005..2009..and still counting….

  8. gye3i_20 17 December 2009 at 10:36 pm #

    Pity Vijay although your BIGGEST Nonsense in Tamil Cinema . . . .Sorry VJ Fans …

  9. NT Iswaren 24 December 2009 at 5:10 pm #

    Vijay Kuthy paya pillayehhh Yenaa Star nee? Yen Sunni Star Da nee ! Kulikatha Pundamavaneh ! Vijay

    Kandara Oli Paya pulla !

    • DIEHARD VIJAY FAN 19 June 2010 at 7:29 am #

      dai Thevidiya pullaye….NT Iswaren

      Kuthy paya pillayehhh, Sunni baadu Da nee ! Kulikatha Pundamavaneh! Kandara Oli Paya pulla! aaya kudhila *********************…. inime vijay ya pathi ni comment panna… avlodhan..

      • vijay pundai. 20 October 2011 at 3:36 pm #

        poda gomma……… vijay kuthiliyae poi oolu……

  10. Apek 24 December 2009 at 7:18 pm #

    hahahahahaha….. bye bye vijay.

  11. Krish Ashok 28 December 2009 at 11:55 pm #

    I'd venture that he is a bit of douche even in real life – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aUosDdS9Rd8&fe

    ps: Also nice to see the use of graphjam :)
    .-= Krish Ashok´s last blog ..The Slacker’s Dilemma =-.

  12. Kumar14 31 December 2009 at 10:56 pm #

    Wei, Sivakasi is an entertaining movie la. the rest are crap i agree, but Sivakasi u can get value for the time spent.

    But Vijay movies are crap in total, that is undeniable. and so are recent Ajith, Vishal, Surya, Vikram movies also…….. Subramaniyapuram can beat them anytime la.

  13. Scorpion 3 January 2010 at 8:18 pm #

    Frankly, there is no moral value in indian movies today.

    Gangsterism, alcoholism, revenge, disrespect for elders and slut are the main themes. Indians, especially tamilians are easily influenced by these destructive elements, thus it portrays the state of tamils in this country. Some characters are not fit to be in this society and I am happy the authorities gun them down for good. The future of the indians in this country is the way of the DINOSAUR, and it's coming FAST.

  14. rewathy 26 January 2010 at 8:42 pm #

    plz frenz………….dont make a jokes by jokes….by insulting vj ok……………..

    • Kavi 29 January 2010 at 10:41 pm #

      rewathy, go read the disclaimer. Everything in here is satirical. I make jokes based on wateva and whomever i want

  15. cowdung thrower 15 February 2010 at 10:32 pm #

    i jus want to make a pasre of humanshit, cowdung & cum of all the TRANSGENDERS & throw at his face

  16. Jana 22 April 2010 at 10:26 pm #

    You are hilarious.

  17. veenna 23 April 2010 at 8:13 pm #

    AGREED

  18. veenna 24 April 2010 at 6:29 am #

    you are brilliant btw… have spent like half a day reading your blog entries… and some i re read just for fun… you rock… wuhuu… even when i don't share your sentiments i am still laughing my head off…

  19. k3sh 17 May 2010 at 8:06 am #

    Haha this is really nice..I wonder audiences in India felt the same way..

  20. inba 17 May 2010 at 4:56 pm #

    vijay is the bestest actor in the world…

    cute smile, hazelnut color, super talented dancer.

    and he got a honorary pH.D.

    and his son will become future top actor, then become CM of Tamil Nadu.

    u r just jealous of him.

    "adungeda yenne sutti, naan ayanaare vettu katt

    padeporen yenne patti, kelungeda vaye potti"

    - kavind

  21. ghanes 31 May 2010 at 12:14 am #

    Vijay is the next kollywood superstar!!! To those hate vijay shut ur shit mouth.Ur people jealous of him.All the best to vijay.

  22. raaja 31 May 2010 at 8:37 pm #

    to all Vijay fans..

    with love

    http://willpen.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/middle

  23. JamaPuma 11 June 2010 at 8:46 pm #

    mada Kuthi mandaravathi Vijay ke ore Jeyyy

  24. sas 22 June 2010 at 6:55 am #

    just tell which is the movie where mr.vijay has a performance based role .IS there any movie which is big hit and is a straigt movie and is not a remake .i think he is giving hits on on remake movies .So totally iwill agree when he will make a hit in direct tamil movie .But i will support the tittle called the " remake king ".please give the the tamil people a good performance role not copied

  25. marise 24 June 2010 at 3:49 am #

    Nannri, Spiffy!! Enakke seriyanne sirruppe unnode blog padiche piragge :) ))) Im thinking of my tamil version of ROTFLMAO right now but I wudnt want to offend ur readers :D

    Good job, you!!

  26. Rubi 20 July 2010 at 1:35 am #

    This not even taking into account the huge shit pile of sexism in his movies which encourages disrespectful behavior. eg: "slapping your woman induces love" theory and "put your woman in her place before she becomes too smart for you to handle" attitude.

    My friends' idea of torture for me is to forcefully drag me to/make me watch a Vijay movie :(

  27. Vasantha 14 September 2010 at 2:18 am #

    muahahaha….too right! pls feel free to ketuk some more…-=rubs hands in glee=

  28. Craig 28 September 2010 at 5:43 am #

    I like almost any song on below. What is the matter with me personally? Make out the Girl will be the best, while. POST even had the particular one on my mp3. To get, such as, heavy lifting for the gym. Yep, that’s exactly what it was…

  29. asshole 2 December 2010 at 10:28 pm #

    Pariah fellows will enjoy vijay movie

  30. nathan 26 October 2012 at 11:20 am #

    vijay sucks man he is the worst actors out of the whole tamil industry
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